Here’s my stoopid little parody of Foreigner’s “Juke Box Hero.” TOOK SPOCK’S GYRO Standing on deck eight, just a red shirt bloke Couldn’t get no dinner, food replicator’s broke Heard a door sliding forth, and Spock entered the scene Passing by with a plate, with some Vulcan cuisine He saw one pita, oozing green pâté […]

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Here is my stoopid parody of Gilbert & Sullivan’s “I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General.” I Am the Very Model of a Pedant Quite Grammatical I am the very model of a pedant quite grammatical, I’ve information linguistic, semantic, and syntactical, I know the “ing’s” of gerunds, and their usages pragmatical On […]

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